This post originally appeared on AddictingInfo.org.
It’s the holiday season, and we all know what that means, right? Santa Claus is busily checking off his “naughty” or “nice” list for little boys and girls from families who celebrate Christmas all over the world. Well, we adults can have our own “naughty” or “nice” lists — especially this year, when we’re the middle of a heated presidential primary. At the top of said naughty list is, of course, none other than GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump. To recap, here are just a few of the very, very scary ideas that Trump has for “making America ‘great’ again”:
- Ban all Muslims from traveling to the U.S.
- Build a wall at the southern border and force Mexico to pay
- Put mosques under surveillance
- Deport 11 million undocumented people and just dump them over the border
And, of course, those are just a few of the truly insane (not to mention frightening Nazi-esque) things the Donald has said on the campaign trail. Well, never fear, there’s a definite way to make sure Trump knows he’s on your naughty list this year.Naughtycoalbox.com introduces ‘Clumps for Trump.’ You can order a gift of coal for an idiot in your own life, and the good folks at Naughty Coal Box will match your gift with a box of coal for Donald Trump. The best part of it all is that the boxes of coal also come with messages that the sender crafts, so Donald Trump — or whomever else you might think deserves coal instead of presents — will never be in doubt as to why you believed that they deserve coal instead of presents.
This idea is absolute comedy gold. I can’t wait to see the inevitable Christmas Day Twitter tantrum that Donald Trump throws after he receives bunches of gifts for Christmas, only to have them be boxes of coal.
Let's make this happen folks. Check out Naughtycoalbox.com to wish Mr. Trump a very Merry Christmas.
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